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‘Money Isn't Everything,' Says Person Who Has It (reductress.com)

submitted 5 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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In a completely unsurprising story out of Manhattan, NY, the words “money isn’t everything” were just spoken at brunch by someone who, conveniently, has lots of it.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah because money isnt everything but its like saying water isnt everything to an african kid.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago

Context matters. It might not be everything, but still be the most important one.