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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 35 points 5 months ago (5 children)

What's going on in the navy?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 77 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 30 points 5 months ago

Where do we sign up?!

[–] NOPper@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Was a submariner, can confirm.

[–] Endorkend@kbin.social 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's an age old running "joke" they are gay and effeminate, hence the female looking person gobbling a sausage.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 21 points 5 months ago

I see. First though was maybe I should have joined the navy but now.....maybe I should have joined the navy.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's gay to civilians is brotherhood in the Army. What's gay to the Army is brotherhood in the Navy. What's gay to the Navy is illegal.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 5 months ago

Situational sexuality.

I remember a recent convo (last ten years) regarding an elderly British couple talking about the rise of LGBT+ issues in politics,

HUSBAND: It's actually refreshing to see the young people openly talking about it. WIFE: I don't think we've ever known anyone like that. Do we? HUSBAND: Dear, I was in the navy for ten years.

If you think about it, it's very much a thing in parochial schools as well.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 11 points 5 months ago

No kink shaming!

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sucking dicks is homophobic now?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

come on man, I don't have to explain this, you're smart enough to understand the cultural and societal heritage here.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

"Sucking cocks is my heritage"

[–] vatniksplatnik@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I don't think pink hair is allowed

[–] tal@lemmy.today 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

https://www.mynavyhr.navy.mil/References/US-Navy-Uniforms/Uniform-Regulations/Chapter-2/2201-Personal-Appearance/

2201

  1. HAIR

(a) Men

Hair coloring must look natural.

(b) Women

Styles with shaved portions of the scalp (other than the neckline), those with designs cut, braided, or parted into the hair, as well as dyed using unnatural colors are not authorized.

So only if you can find someone in the wild with naturally-pink hair.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 1 points 5 months ago

natural albino?