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Switching to OCaml bois (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by TheDuffmaster@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 70 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Objects are fine.

OOP sucks.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This has bell curve meme vibes. I'm just not sure what the middle guy would be saying.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He died of XML factory injection pattern exposure.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

If only he had a briefcase of XSLTs to make sure the XML was safe first.

[–] dabu@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

It would say PrototypeFilterStubFacadeBridgeDecoratorTaskRequestMapEventExporterInfoModelRequestIterator

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying

"I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance!"

But well, inheritance goes brrrrrr.

[–] erp@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

We all get disappointed when we don't inherit anything useful...just a garage full of confusion

[–] erp@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Inheritance starts to suck > 1 level deep. Multiple inheritance starts to suck at the point people discuss adding it to a language, or a few femtoseconds after the big bang, whichever comes first.