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Nikki Haley writes ‘finish them’ on IDF artillery shells during Israel visit (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 54 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why WHY would Joe Biden sign off on providing Nikki Haley with PERMANENT MARKERS!

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

An incredible oversight. How can he recover from this?

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Ugh... We've discovered it was from her personal stash. I think we should shutdown Wallmart for this.

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The only recourse is something that is obviously such a terrible idea that I shouldn't even have to explain the details to you, you should know what to do based on how egregiously, obnoxiously bad the concept of a solution is.

[–] lamabop@lemmings.world 7 points 5 months ago

Thanks, Obama.