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Sounds like a dealbreaker (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I knew a guy who wrote a date off after he found out she was allergic to pork ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

He may die alone, but at least his fridge with pork shall overfloweth

[โ€“] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

He won't die alone, he might get taenia solium (the pork brain worms)

[โ€“] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I would. Pork et al. is like a third of my caloric intake. It would super suck if I shacked up with someone who couldn't eat it.