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[–] megopie@beehaw.org 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They don’t secrete a filtered blood derived substance through modified sweat glands, thus not milk producing, nearly milk substitute producing.

Wild thought, vampires that drink milk instead of blood.

[–] oo1@kbin.social 19 points 5 months ago

you mean like human babies?

[–] Crackhappy@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fuck. I'm a milk vampire.