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[โ€“] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"How can I best serve the company" ๐Ÿคฎ

A thought I had not once in my entire work life

[โ€“] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"sorry boss. I can beat serve the company by making sure I'm well rested for my normal, scheduled shifts. Can't come in."

[โ€“] Jimbo@yiffit.net 8 points 5 months ago

This but unironically

[โ€“] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 months ago

Tell me you took a night course in business without telling me