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[–] Meltrax@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm fairly certain a history of being tried in court because you're a trigger happy murderer also likely disqualifies you from joining the armed forces. That's too much of a ticking pipe bomb even for them.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The murder happened in August of 2020 and this says the test was taken in January 2020. This is seven months before then so I don't think that played a role.

It does show he wanted to join the military, presumably because he had a fascination with killing people. Maybe being rejected directly led to him finding a way to kill someone without joining the military.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

If only we had a real judge instead of that partisan hack, the evidence that it was pre-meditated for him to put himself into a position where he'd be forced to "defend himself" is too overwhelming

[–] Meltrax@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Oh shit you're right, I didn't check dates. That's actually crazy, he actually is just clinically imbecilic then.