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submitted 5 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Bc safety is important, please don't put actual eggs up your orifices, go with silicone ones instead

[–] loics2@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But hubby can't eat the silicone ones

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 5 months ago

Gelatin eggs should be okay!

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

well now im curious, what could happen if a person puts an egg in one of their body holes?

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well you'd be risking infection (you can safely put eggs in your mouth but be careful as it can be a choking hazard)

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

what kind of infection does the exterior of a boiled egg contain that could be dangerous in the case of purting and removing them from body holes?

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Don't use silicone eggs anally, get molds and make gelatin ones that will slowly melt with body heat. They can't get stuck in you