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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The only thing that works is abstinence. It's like handling a gun. Don't put your dick in something that you can impregnate unless you're ready for kids.

Disclaimer: This comment is not meant to be taken seriously. Even though it's true.

[–] Ifera@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Worked for me, turned gay. Five stars/zero kids.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

Keep trying! You’ll get his ass gregnant one day if you try hard enough!

or girl’s ass, I’m not sure which kinda gay you are!

[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I know it puts me at odds with probably every sex ed curriculum, but I don't think abstinence counts as birth control because it's not coitus that risks pregnancy. It's like saying ice skating is birth control.

[–] jaykay@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 months ago

Worked for me. Still don’t have kind