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Real find in a website's javascript (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)

And this is why I hate all web development and the fact that most jobs are web bs these days. Everything has so much crud baked in and including twelve modules with a million functions just to do anything is the norm.

Giving my back my beautiful optimized assembly dangit.

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We have to work under the assumption that most development is done by inexperienced or, to put it bluntly, bad programmers. I would MUCH rather have bad JS code than bad assembly. One may crash a single tab in my browser, the other may crash my entire computer.

[–] FarceOfWill@infosec.pub 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Unless you're using js in your hardware drivers it's very unlikely to bring down the entire computer

But with the state of software development maybe you are /o\

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Dude what? The other guy implied that bad JS would kill a browser tab, not your computer.

[–] Luccus@feddit.de 7 points 5 months ago

Me: Can I have (small template parser)?

Stackoverflow: No, we have (small template parser) at home.

Small template parser at home: Full-stack web framework