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Pope Francis is gearing up for the first millennial saint, a web developer known as 'God's influencer' (ca.news.yahoo.com)

submitted 7 months ago by Icalasari@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Carlo Acutis, a teenage website developer, was attributed a second miracle by Pope Francis, advancing his path to becoming the first millennial saint.

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[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That article almost read like a satire article. A teenager impressed some old people with a computer and now he's being made a saint. I too had computer skills in 2006 and also never get laid. What do I get for it?

[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

During his brief life, Acutis created a website cataloging each Eucharistic miracle in the world and listing approved Marian apparitions of the Catholic Church.

He made a list and they call him a computer genius. Not the Onion material.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Did he just … add himself into the saints table?