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Religion is wild. When i tell people that i don't drink alcohol they think it's either for religious reason or because i'm a former alcoholic. When i tell them that i simply don't like it, i'm weird. Somehow it's less weird to not drink because of some pedo magic man from the past said i'm not allowed to.
Just tell them you're not drinking alcohol for health reasons. Nobody will really disagree with you on this.
Yes God is a pedophile. Yep you understood that correctly. Oh and yep God said you're not allowed to drink alcohol /s
He was pretty clear in Quran on that topic.
Too much coffee, not enough beer.
— Islam