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Trump demands drug test for Biden ahead of first debate (thehill.com)

submitted 6 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Former President Trump said he wants President Biden to be drug-tested before their first debate.

“I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said at the Minnesota Republican Party’s Lincoln Reagan Dinner Friday. “I am, no I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union, he was high as a kite.”

Trump has previously stated in a radio interview that Biden was “all jacked up” at the beginning of his State of the Union address, as well as “higher than a kite.”

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[–] nixcamic@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Drug test em both.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or: dose them both the fuck up. Let's see the both of them up there rolling like the old lady from Requiem for a Dream.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As long as it’s not the ending scene, please, I don’t think I could recover from that

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Biden and trump ass to ass!

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If it hasn't come at trump's request, I would agree with you. But allowing trump to get this win when it comes to changing the requirements for the debates would just open the door for more demands.

[–] nixcamic@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Oh but you just know Trump would test positive for everything Biden's on and a whole lot more.