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[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He can rest easy: I don't know who that is and how he looks.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Did you ever see the Matrix? Remember how Cypher sold everyone out to the machines? Same guy.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

But Joe Pantoliano is still somehow likable as Cypher, even when he's a piece of shit.