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Any of you folks around before epoch need a new job? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Our code is a buggy mess and no one so far has been able to fix it"

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Please god come throw your body in the pile we use to fill up the holes. We are very nearly out of unwitting flesh here."

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

That's why they need 55 years of experience. They are trying to hire the original dev.