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Maine Cybertruck Owner Sad Everyone Hates His Truck (jalopnik.com)

submitted 6 months ago by _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 119 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

If you drive a douchemobil, you shouldn't be surprised when people think you're a douche.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 64 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Carter tells the paper he has never been a fan of the limelight, somehow forgetting what sort of attention a massive, angular truck would garner him.

Lmao dude bought the fugliest car ever made and didn't think twice about that decision

[–] imkali@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago

and later,

He knew the truck would be an eye-catcher in Maine. But he wanted it for its uniqueness.

“It’s so ugly it’s cute. It’s like a French bulldog,” he said. “I don’t think it’s the most attractive car in the world, but it’s different. And I like to be different.”

[–] JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl 1 points 6 months ago

I think it is more "carter lies in the paper's face that he has never been a fan of the limelight"

You literally don't buy a cyberrustbucket unless you are dying for attention.

[–] jumjummy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Thinking someone is a douche and actively damaging their car are two completely different things. Not cool to damage property like that, just point and laugh or loudly exclaim how that is the ugliest looking car you’ve ever seen and you pity whoever thought it was a good idea to buy one.