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[-] penquin@lemm.ee 34 points 4 months ago

That's why I brush my teeth before drinking my orange juice.

[-] Timbo1970@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Leave your degraded self-loathing to yourself and don't make us partake!

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Psst, the real life hack is to drink tons of coke so that they all fall out and you can get a permanent artificial set installed as soon as possible

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

You joke but that kind of used to he a thing. People used to get their teeth pulled and get dentures just because it was assumed their teeth would rot out at some point anyways.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

....followed by chewing aluminum foil for iron.

[-] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

out of a metal tumbler 🤤

[-] b0gl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

You gotta try brushing your teeth and then drinking chocolate milk. It's delicious

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Hmmmm. Never tried that. Thanks for the suggestion. Will give that a shot

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Grapefruit is better. It just hits different.

this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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