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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm looking forward to this Cocaine Bear sequel.

Here’s a review my friend sent me…

Here’s a review my friend sent me…

[–] ndguardian@lemmy.studio 3 points 1 year ago

I was thinking a Cocaine Bear/Sharknado crossover.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 points 1 year ago

Before that, we gonna have Cocaine Dog

[–] humancrayon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cocainenado. A giant tornado fueled by cocaine rips through towns and cities, leaving every living thing a fiending monster.

Alternate name: Blownado