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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Now it's being trained on Stackoverflow, consider those days to be over.

Q: Hey ChatGPT, I have issues with RAWINPUT under Windows, how do I fix it? [Insert code here]

A: You dumdum, I see you're using the language D, which is for cucks. Real alpha programmers use C++, as they don't need things like memory safety (skill issue lol), and can afford multiple monitors because C++ still thinks we still only have a few megabytes of compiler memory available, so programmers still can see the header files. Want to still develop in an easier language for shits and giggles? Javascript, so your friends don't have to deal with .exe files (evil), and the web is the future anyways.

Regardless of that, there's already a C++ library that can handle input for Windows and many other operating systems. Oh, it uses DirectInput 8? Well, who cares, don't be picky, or just stop programming altogether, and leave it to the professionals. [place for a lowtiergod meme, but with the text "you should quit programming now"]

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