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RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 6 months ago by misk@sopuli.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 107 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Asked last week if any of Kennedy’s health issues could compromise his fitness for the presidency, Stefanie Spear, a spokesperson for the Kennedy campaign, told the Times, “That is a hilarious suggestion, given the competition.”

That's hard to argue with tbh.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dead Worm for a brain Kennedy, shitting himself Traitor-Trump and I can't see anything wrong with Netanjahu Biden, what a party.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

A senile traitor, an ethically-dubious dinosaur, and a man with a hole in his brain walk into a bar—sorry, did I say bar? I meant poll.