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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 313 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

literally had brainworms

which literally starved in his head

good grief you couldn't pay me to admit that shit

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 74 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This would all be so much funnier if I lived on a space station

[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Don't forget the mercury poisoning!