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Shitting with the bathroom door open.
Whats stopping you?
My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.
Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?
I thought the scientific name was birthday hole.
TIL
Never heard this one. Plz explain.
His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.
Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.
Lucky guy.
Wise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.
I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want
Yeah I used to get lots of ass play but unfortunately I aged out of the Catholic Church.
Don't let your dreams stay only dreams
With the ~~poop~~ crap knife?
Read this in Rodney Dangerfield voice
I KNEW IT!