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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

CW: sexual contentI honestly don't know what kink I was venting when I came up with the idea of vending machines selling disposable fleshlights disguised as knock-off soda cans, complete with public health messages in place of the list of ingredients; where the idea is that after you nut in the can you can close it back up and then put it in a reverse vending machine to get sorted and sent to some sperm bank for use in IVF, epidemiology, medical research, demographics, and forensics

Like, that definitely feels like the sort of thing that would come from a kink, yet at the same time I do not think there is a single soul on Earth who finds the idea of nutting in a Mr. Peter and putting it in a TOMRA machine to be at all arousing

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

OK, TrashGoblin finds the idea of nutting in a Mr. Peter and putting it in a TOMRA machine to be arousing, more power to him

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

I do not think there is a single soul on Earth who finds [literally anything] to be at all arousing

This is just an objectively incorrect statement