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Added Bugs to Keep my job (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

For what? To keep track of who's drinking coffee? Are you charging for coffee?

[–] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mfw I git push -f

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Always force-with-lease

[–] ving_thor@lemmy.one 2 points 6 months ago

I work in academia... There is no free coffee here.