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Beached whale (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 61 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

There once was a beach in Nantucket

With a car that was built like bucket

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As the owner suntanned

His truck sank in the sand

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

So he walked away saying "fuck it"

[–] arymandias@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wheels stuck in the sand,

His dick in his hand,

Thanking Elon Musk for the bucket.

Edit: just realized it says ‘beach’ not ‘man’, ow well.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Salt water made it rusty as fuck.

Chuds say " I still love this truck."