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[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Step one of their evil plan? They're gonna heist the Meat Shaped Stone and the Jade Cabbage.

Their final goal is to carve the Scone of Stone so it looks like it's supposed to.

[–] CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

There were also plans to construct a device to turn the planet's food supply into rocks, which was axed due to budget cuts.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

Hence why they needed the Meat Shaped Stone and the Jade Cabbage, so they could reverse engineer the ancient technology that allowed them to transmit food into rock.

[–] Chuymatt@beehaw.org 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Your knowledge of geologic gastronomy is impressive!

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Are you a mad geologist looking for a henchman?

[–] Chuymatt@beehaw.org 2 points 6 months ago
[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 3 points 6 months ago

Wow, the plot in the fifth elephant makes so much more sense now. I didn't know that the scone of stone was a real thing!! :O