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Second Boeing whistleblower dies suddenly (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 6 months ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 85 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

There's no rest for Agent 747

[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The Seattle Times wrote that Dean "had been in good health and was noted for having a healthy lifestyle," but had died after contracting "a sudden, fast-spreading infection."

Agent 747 has some more sophisticated toys to play with this time. He must have upgraded after the last whistleblower.

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

Can't kill them the same way, then it would be obvious.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

I mean, suiciding the guy who flat out told his friends "If I commit suicide no I didn't" shows that agent 747 was due to update his techniques and understanding.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Oh no don't tell me he got engine rot

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

His name is Max.