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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

"Sucking chest wound? That's all in your mind. All that stuff about using an ID card and surgical tape on three sides of it to allow blood to vent out without getting sucked back in is just a scam to sell more surgical tape and ID cards, maaaaan. What we need to do is balance out those chakras with the healing power of ASMR! Now, close your eyes, take deep breaths, and listen to the sound of my voice: pswswssfsswsfs"