Okay, firstly, I'm not sure Gurgaon exists. Yes, I looked it up, yes it appears to have its own wikipedia entry and all that. But that just SOUNDS like a fantasy kingdom ruled by an evil wizard. So I would NOT trust any callgirls from some evil magical realm, thankyouverymuch.

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Right? Like you'd end up with magical form of syphilis, and you have to seek out a reclusive old warlock (who is trapped in the form of a talking animal due to a curse from a wizard duel in his youth) who is the only one in the kingdom who knows the secret to making the cure potion. You have to do this before the spell-charged spirochetes eat your brain and turn you into some kind of evil undead wraith.

[–] Peruvia@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm sorry but I would put more faith in catgirls from an evil magical realm ruled by an evil wizard to run a government than actual politicians.

[–] AuthorInkwell@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Fair point. >_>

[–] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 1 year ago

Why not both? Latveria awaits!

[–] DauntingFlamingo@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

It's in INDIA? Man I guessed way wrong. Glad I looked that shit up