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People can’t stop cracking up over the former president’s bizarre, bumbling speech.

Speaking outside Allentown, Pennsylvania, on Sunday, Donald Trump left everyone confused when he attempted to explain the Battle of Gettysburg, praised (and invented a quote from) Confederate General Robert E. Lee, and generally had no idea what he was talking about. 

When his off-the-cuff remarks hit late-night television on Monday, the hosts couldn’t hide their laughter. 

“You have to hand it to this guy: On the weekend before his unprecedented criminal trial begins, he somehow manages to overshadow it with this broken-brained interpretation of what happened at Gettysburg during the Civil War,” Jimmy Kimmel quipped.

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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago (5 children)

These are his actual words... or word salad:

Union was saved by the immortal heroes at Gettysburg. Gettysburg. What an unbelievable battle that was, the battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable… I mean, it was so much and so interesting and so vicious and horrible and so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow. I go to Gettysburg, PA to look and to watch. And the statement of Robert E Lee, who’s no longer in favor. Did you ever notice that? No longer in favor. “Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.” They were fighting uphill, he said. Wow, that was a big mistake. He lost his great general, and they were fighting. “Never fight uphill, me boys,” but it was too late.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Everything he says sounds like it’s being said by someone taking an oral test on a topic they know nothing about and have never studied but their gigantic and undeserved ego won’t allow them to admit their total and complete ignorance on the subject at hand.

[–] itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 4 points 7 months ago

Now you understand.

[–] jkrtn@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

The only part in what you wrote that isn't the precise and literal truth is "taking a test."

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He's like the presidential version of the Nigerian prince scam email. That email contains a bunch of intentional misspellings and grammatical errors because the phishers want to weed out people who can think and reason correctly.

[–] SwampYankee@mander.xyz 1 points 7 months ago

"I love the poorly educated"

[–] jkrtn@lemmy.ml 18 points 7 months ago

That's it? This is more coherent than usual. We aren't discussing the Air Force bases during the American Revolution so it was one of the better days for demented Donald.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

The fact an audience will sit there enraptured is the scariest part.

What a dunderhead.

I wonder if he measures success size the same way he measures hand size.