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Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

The options would be something like:

  • whole
  • 2%
  • 1%
  • skim
  • lactose-free
  • chocolate
  • strawberry
  • buttermilk
  • kefir
  • kumis
  • infant formula
  • mare
  • goat
  • cow
  • human (default option)
  • almond
  • cashew
  • coconut
  • hazelnut
  • oat
  • rice
  • soy
  • pea
  • hemp
  • ๐ŸŽถ๏ธŽ no milk today ๐ŸŽถ๏ธŽ

And any other options we can think of.

The sole and exclusive point of mandating preferred milk type would be such that people could comment things like

farquaad-point SKIM!

to make fun of any carnists who choose to out themselves using this feature.

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[โ€“] sappho@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There is a major oversight here that precludes proper representation. Chocolate is not a type of milk, it's a characteristic of milk.

Sincerely, a chocolate almond and chocolate soy milk enjoyer.

[โ€“] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I already accounted for this, if you read more closely:

Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

Hence, chocolate+almond or chocolate+soy

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[โ€“] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Sounds like urine trouble