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[–] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago (4 children)

That fucker on the right is called a "house centipede" and they take years to get to that pictured size. It's a really terrible experience to be using the bathroom and glancing over at the wall and seeing a 2-3" centipede skittering around. They're not very fast, so they're easy enough to kill, but ugh.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

laughs in Australian tropics

Huntsman spiders are one of the fastest spiders on Earth, grow to the size of a human hand and are as common where I live as a house spider.

Our roaches are the size of mice too

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

They're quite cute though and keep the cockroaches out.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Whom amongst us has not heard the distinct sound of a spider large enough to make a noise as it scurries along a hardwood floor?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Yeah but at least you don't have bears

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago

up-arrow

This mf's about to get murked by a dropbear.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)

You're not gonna find a bear in your house.

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Moss@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Howww is this an emoji I swear we have the perfect emoji for everything

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Lol I think this was created in response to brigading allgations like this other emote: brigading

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

If you're rural enough and have a pet door that can change pretty quick.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Is Grafton a joke to you? bear-despair

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It's not just about how likely I am to encounter an animal, it's also about how fucked I would be

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'd rather deal with a brown bear than most of what Australia has to offer and a grizzly more than some of what Australia has to offer. Polar bears are S tier nope but they're far. Bears aren't even the scariest animals in North America, fucking moose are.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

I'd rather a moose than a griz

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

House centipedes are little assholes though, they'll crawl up to you while you're sleeping and bite you a bunch to see if anything happens, then wander off, leaving a string of painful itchy welts.

That's obviously not as dangerous as the average Australian spider, but I have to assume none of those spiders are quite so eager, because otherwise the island would be uninhabitable.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Oh that sounds awful actually. No wonder people hate house centipedes

[–] edge@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

They’re just little guys, they’re harmless to you.

Just scoop it into a cup with a paper towel as a lid and release it outside.

[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

They are disgusting and vile and they should all be destroyed

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

They are disgusting and vile and they should all be loved and cherished for killing all the actually terrible things in your home.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago
[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

the adult ones in my house are huge, like over an inch long, they look scary, but yeah they are harmless.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bad news: spiders and centipedes that live in your house are the latest of generations that have only ever lived in your house. Putting them outside is basically killing them

[–] InappropriateEmote@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

This is only sorta-kinda true. Depending on your house and the species in question, a lot of spiders and insects you might find in it have just come in from the outside, making their way under door jams or all sorts of not completely sealed cracks and crevices. I often (relatively speaking) capture and toss out wetas in my place that I know just squeezed in from outside. It also doesn't really matter how many generations they've been there as long as it hasn't been so many that they've actually evolved to habitate in your house specifically. What matters in that case is the individual which may have been set up in such a way in your house that yeah, chucking it outside will be a death sentence. But that's really variable depending on the species in question, the conditions outside, where you end up putting it outside (example: out in the open where it will immediately get got by a predator, or in the kind of underbrush it's naturally suited for anyway), and all sorts of other things.

[–] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

You're welcome to come over and do that

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They are beautiful, I never bother em. My cat likes tearing off each of their legs very slowly though screm

[–] TheDeed@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

They're not very fast

They're pretty fast imo