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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 84 points 7 months ago (2 children)

There are

Two genders: male and political

Two races: white and political

Two orientations: straight and political

[–] Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Don't forget the two faiths: Christian and political