I'm not crushing in any way, really;

I like your posts but they're just the tip of an iceberg and there's no detail I can derive about you other than a vague positive impression of your sense of humor.

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Actually, maybe I could have crushed on a grown up transfem Tails? But they're a fictional character. And you're a person. Not fictional.

If you gave me a lift to an amusement park i'm not about to conflate you with a roller coaster X3