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Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing (slrpnk.net)

submitted 7 months ago by Deebster@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8430628

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[–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 99 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I really like 'Unsinkable II'. It's got layers.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Like an ogre.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Like cool sedimentary rocks.

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or an onion

[–] Throw_away_migrator@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

What about a parfait? Everybody likes a parfait!

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Like thermoclines :D