Several mind boggling lines here, my personal favorite is him trying to say he was using Epstein to get to some global health professionals because Epstein was well connected. My brother in Christ, you're Bill Gates, who's gonna say "No, sorry, I can't talk to Mr. Gates at the moment. Oh, Epstein gave his word? Clear my schedule!"

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[–] ziggurter@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My favorite part is afterward, when Clinton dug a hole straight to China to escape, and Trump tried to follow but a giant chipmunk threw him back out of the hole before chittering angrily at him. Then the guards came in and Trump put on a big, shit-eating grin, tipped his hat, and slunk slowly out of the room, walking backwards.