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[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Don't even get me started on old honey bottles

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Get started on old honey bottles

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You know what? I'm doing it!

You're never able to get the freaking honey to pour out correctly, so it INEVITABLY gets on and under the lid

Fast forward 3 years to when my forgetful ass remembers I want honey. I go to the pantry and the bit that leaked out has now willed itself into concrete because I'm just standing there, red-faced, in front of my wife, watching her realize how weak of a person I truly am

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

The madman did it!!!

[–] Solemn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wipe the rim with a damp paper towel before closing it

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

You like damp paper?

[–] arin@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Hot water for honey, softens the crystalized honey in the lid.