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[–] force@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Just use Scala*** ((objectively better language¹))

  1. scala does not support breaking out of loops, it does errors on early returns, uses parentheses for array indexing, compiles extremely slowly, ...
[–] ShadyGrove@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Just use Clojure****