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We have basic words for the numbers zero to three, so why not use them to count?

  • None (0)
  • Single (1)
  • pair (2)
  • Multiple (3+ but we'll use it as three)

So with those "digits" we can construct some numbers:

  1. Single
  2. pair
  3. Multiple
  4. Single nothing
  5. Single single
  6. Single pair
  7. Single multiple
  8. Pair of nothing
  9. Pair of singels
  10. Pair of pairs

And of course we can construct bigger numbers like:
42 = 4²×2+4¹×2+4⁰×2 = pair of pairs of pairs
128 = 4³×2 = pair of absolute complete nothinges For this last one I just use some adjectives to repeat the "nothing" as it looks really weird with multiple nothing in a row.

The distance between Stockholm and Gothenburg is a single multiple of none multiple multiples

Could I have a single multiple of bananas please?

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[–] DavidGA@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why not use “triple” for three, which actually does mean three.

[–] CatsGoMOW@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because we also have words like quadruple, quintuple, etc which would break his theory. lol

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

How about treble?

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu -1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

If you ask someone for "multiple" of something their almost always going to give you three of that thing (or nothing). In that context multiple is just three and as @CatsGoMOW@lemmy.world pointed out, if I use triple I could as well keep going with higher numbers (quadrupole etc)

[–] RainfallSonata@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If someone asks me for "a few" I'll give them three or four. If someone asks for "multiple" I'll give them a handful and ask if that's enough.

I don't know where in the world this theory is coming from, but here, two would be "a couple" and three+ would be "a few." Not that "a pair" (never just pair) and multiple aren't used in other contexts, but you wouldn't use pair and multiple in the same context. A pair is specific, multiple is an estimate.

[–] person@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it's just me: had to double back on that literal use of "where in the world".

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 1 points 10 months ago

It's just me thinking of what I ordered people near me would do. But I'm not a native English speaker so my feel for the language might be wrong; I'm from Sweden (and my mother tongue is Swedish).

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you ask someone for "multiple" of something their almost always going to give you three of that thing (or nothing).

Huh? I've lived a long time and that's not something that feels familiar to me. On the other hand I do have multiple dollars in my bank account and that equation checks out.

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm not a native English speaker so you (and everyone else here) are probably right. I thought it meant the same thing as the Swedish word "flera" whilst the proper translation seems to be "ett flertal"

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I think it differs. To me, "flera" is like 3-5 maybe? Perhaps 4-10 in some cases. And I sometimes hear people use "par" to mean 3, probably short for "ett par tre stycken", so a poorly defined 2-3 that sometimes is 3.

[–] My_friend_Johnny@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The victim was shot multiple times. I don't see this as 3. I'd see this as 5 or 6 times

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, your probably right; my English ain't perfect. A few would probably have been better to use as @RainfallSonata@lemmy.world pointed out