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No, that's Capulet.
I think a couplet is something nice you say about another person.
No, that's a compliment.
You're thinking of soft fabric you put down over hard flooring. 🤣
Ah yes, a rug
It really ties the room together.
No that's a carpet. You're thinking of a griddle bread that's commonly served with tea in the UK.
No, that's a crumpet. You're thinking of enumerating things
Which reminds me, how is your mother doing lately?