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Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wrong items aren't a big deal. Missing items, however...

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Speak for yourself, I'm a vegetarian. I only get Taco Bell shits if they mess up my order badly enough and I don't catch it. Fortunately I've been lucky and the mess ups thus far have always resulted in something I can eat. Or they throw in the beef ones they mess up as a bonus, those go to roommates.