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submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No way, eggs and trees are the best because there's more peanut butter. That sugar-loaded peanut butter is 90% of the reason I'm eating a Reese's

[–] tastysnacks@programming.dev 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just get nutter butter wafers

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Nutter Butters are good but Reese's have their place too