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7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water (www.kptv.com)

submitted 7 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The retailer has teamed up with beverage brand Miracle Seltzer to create a lineup of sparkling waters in four different flavors: lemon lime, green apple, sweet orange and hot dog.

7-Eleven says the hot dog flavor is a twist on one of its most beloved snacks, the Big Bite Hot Dog.

According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.

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[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 73 points 7 months ago (3 children)

More details on the availability of this flavor will be revealed on April 1 – but in the meantime, the rest of the 7-Select x Miracle Seltzer lineup including Lemon Lime, Green Apple and Sweet Orange can be found at select 7-Eleven® stores.

I am suspicious.

[–] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But if you announce it outside of april 1st, you're the fool then.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 8 points 7 months ago

Well that's what I am thinking - you can't claim it's an April Fool's Day joke outside of the actual day (and usually the morning). If it's an actual AFD joke then just announce it on the day.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 7 months ago

Hmmmm 🤔

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

7-11 has an april fools history so make of that as u will.