Random programmer thinks xyz language sucks -> she/he makes a slightly different, slightly faster, slightly more secure version -> by luck this gains mass adoption-> random programmer thinks new xyz language sucks

I propose when the revolution comes and the last guillotine falls we decide a general-purpose programming language that coders should stick to. I vote Lisp or any of the dialects (scheme, clojure, racket), but i also feel something about the Julia language for scientific research. Maybe we can decriminalize using C. Absolutely ban and hunt down the use of any of the hipster languages teenagers are into these days.

Nim? Zig? Crystal?? I am absolutely losing my damn mind. It compiles to bytecode people. Make up ur damn minds. To jail with all of u

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[–] PaX@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ooh I've heard of this but at some point years ago I decided it wasn't for me for some reason... I'm gonna give it another look though, thank you

It doesn't seem to have anywhere near the memory safety that Rust has tho.

I don't mind tbh, Rust has a ridiculously elaborate but effective compile-time static analyzer that has developed over years and years. Pretty difficult to replicate lol

Edit: I just realized the OP listed Zig as a hipster language teenagers are into oooaaaaaaauhhh