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“No sense in letting my 40 identical gingham blouses go to waste.”

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[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

You're a better cook than a hypothetical woman you haven't found?

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah I meant to type "If my wife could find a job that could..." but my brain backfired.

She might not be a good cook but she really is the brains of the operation.

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