this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2024
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Damn, that's interesting!

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The best part is, for every 10 commercials you watch in your sleep, you get up to 1 dream back free at the end of the month!

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The "up to" makes this particularly depressing. And realistic.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 months ago

Well, naturally they have to deduct for uninsurable dream content like trees and sunshine. That kind of dangerous content needs to be distilled before it reaches you by choosing a secure dream provider. We're trying to protect children here.