Nobody is gonna have the same iron grip on the base he does because they relate to him because he has zero shame and will say literally any stupid shit then double down on it forever.

It requires you to have the opposite of political savy, nobody else is half the chud whisperer he is partially because the chuds can tell when somebody is just pretending to be a dumb shit racist and now they've had the genuine article they will accept no substitutes.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I already have my President Ramaswamy bumper stickers and coffee mugs ready for drop shipping

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is a perfect example of a comment a liberal would read and go "OMG HEXBEAR WANTS A FASCIST IN OFFICE" no we don't but if it happened we're gonna grift the chuds. Or at least joke about it.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

I'm joking, in reality most of my e-merchandise features erotic photoshops of Jordan Peterson. gotta meet the market where it's at

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

I just hope for a funny nutcase then

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

the problem is there is zero chance he picks someone as weird and unpredictable as himself. he's absolutely going to pick whichever standard conservative freak is the most adept at groveling and ass-kissing.

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ramaswamy is pretty damn predictable, IMO. And he did a great job politically at making the case for himself without implying he would be better than trump. He killed the debates, objectively. I'd bet he's high on Trump's list.

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

(obligatory: he's a fascist and I would like him in the gulag, saying he's politically savvy doesn't mean I agree with anything he said.)

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Wish he would pick Vince McMahon, he's just as much of a piece of shit as Trump and would also be an accurate representative of amerikkka

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Bottom up democracy, but it's just the bottom of the ticket getting 25th'd into the oval

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Aaron Rodgers gonna be president, what a world