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programmer job in a nutshell (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 49 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I was Haskalling for that one. I need to Go and shake off the Rust, maybe work on my Lisp to make sure people React well.

Node what I'm saying?

[–] 0xD@infosec.pub 20 points 8 months ago

Not Ruby sure what you're saying, but I dream of getting strangled by a Python that can't C#. 🤤

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

React well

That can only be some sort of evil Scheme, a rather Basic one. I can't even Assembly the proper words to describe the Brainfuck

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 8 months ago

If the devs are really exhausted and sad you can't go wrong with bringing them a Java while they're dealing with their latest Brainf**k . Knowing various languages helps you to C#, as long as you take good care of your eyes!