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[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I used a bidet in Thailand and water blew up my ass so hard that it brushed my teeth.

Absolutely never again.

[–] Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

That's called that flossing, duh. What did you think water picks were?

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

The same thing happened to me in Spain. It wasn't until I used a friends bidet attachment that I was convinced. It was much easier to control.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

efficient . just take a dump for deep cleaning.